As a really big idiot, you will recieve:
- an official membership card
- exclusive idiot t-shirt
- an idiot sew on patch
- idiot tatoos
- postcard/pictures of the band
- sticker
- periodic mailings

The cost is $20.00. Outside of Canada or the US, add $5.00 for postage. Make your check or money-order (in US funds) payable to:

Green Day Idiot Club
PO Box 710
Berkeley, CA
94701-0710
USA

Remember to include your shirt size, and also add your phone number and age. Allow 6-8 weeks for delivery.